Back to Home

Back to Site Promotion

 

 

Other Great Sites

MorningValley.com All the Best Christmas stuff, from all over the net!

SpaceWeekly.com The latest Space News!

BinChat.com Learn all about Blogging!

CompuHype.com The latest Technology News!

Computer Hunter Internet Advice and Fun!

Free Monkey Search Get a free monkey with every search!

TruthIsFalse.com Every thing you know is a lie!

SciFiStar.com Your link to the Stars on the net!

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

e0s.com Who caused Sept 11 The answer is here!

CapitalDomains.com Get your own Dot Com Name!

WhoHe Do you know these Male Celebrities?

WhoShe Do you know these Female Celebrities?

Hero or Zero Vote for your favorite Hero or against a Zero!

Tips Point FREE tips and hints about everything.

UnFind Find anything related to the United Nations!

SnackSite.com Chocolate at its Best!

NextNest.com Interior Design

VibeFanClub.com Everything Automotive!

CashRoundUp.com Home Equity Resources

ClickJets.com All about Travel

HikingBin.com Recreation Resources

Computer Hunter .org Articles about almost everything!

BeyondTheBedroom.com All the Best Bed Room stuff, from all over the net!

       

Google Rank Cake
 by: Tia Scott Google Rank Cake

  • 6 cups thick content mix
  • 1 jar word of mouth, whipped
  • 2 tablespoons meta tags
  • 1 cup creativity
  1. In a bowl, stir content mix with 1 cup creativity. Stir. If hard, let sit overnight
  2. Stir in meta tags.
  3. Heat server to 100 degrees. In a 1024x768 pan or two 800x600 pans, pour mix. Beat in meta tags.
  4. Let bake for one year.
  5. While baking, prepare word of mouth.
  6. Pagerank and Linkback will start to form on cake. Spread with a spoon of new content batter every 1-3 weeks.
  7. Bake until done.

FAQS/Comments

Q. Should I buy content batter from the box or attempt to make it myself?

A. Content batter usually tastes best homemade. Although some people might want to get it over with and buy the mix from a box, itís all according to your taste. I, personally, believe homemade is more rich and adds your own personal touch.

Q. What if Iím out of creativity?

A. There are many, many people making these cakes and Iím sure they wonít mind if you took a taste for inspiration. Sometimes the batter just needs a little beating. On the other hand, there are many people willing to give you free content batter in exchange for credit.

Q. I have baked for a year and pagerank nor linkback will grow!

A. Is the server set to the right temperature? Did you check it frequently? Several factors can contribute to lack of pagerank and linkback growth. Make sure you didnít do anything to make your cake stale.

Q. What brand of meta tags do you recommend?

A. Honestly, it doesnít matter. The generic ones are just as good as the expensive ones. So I wouldnít worry too much about spending tons of money on them. Actually, the best way is to make them yourself. Get creative. Mix meta tags and jot down relevant words that go with your content mix. Slice and dice, mix and match. It also helps to use a mix of creativity and scripting.

Q. I heard word of mouth was hard to come by. So how am I supposed to get 1 jar!

A. Easy. Give Ďem something to talk about. Youíll have the whole jar in no time.

Q. I do not have the patience to wait a whole year for Google Rank Cake! I have money and I will buy the biggest one there is!

A. Good luck and see you at the unemployment line. Google Rank Cake cannot be bought. Ever! While itís true you can purchase the sprinkles which appears next to the Google Rank Cake, however you can never purchase the cake itself.

Q. Is it okay to let my Google Rank Cake bake longer than a year?

A. Yes. In fact, the more you let it bake, the richer it will get. Just as long as you remember to spoon on fresh content batter every so often to prevent dryness.

Q. My friendís cake is the biggest Iíve seen and mine is the second biggest. But Iíve used more content batter and meta tags than him!

A. Boy, I remember the day when having a cake that was one layer too small was something to truly fuse about. Youíll have your day too, just remember to keep adding content batter and creativity.

Iíd love to hear how your Google Cake Rank turned out! And remember, itís not the size of the server that matters, but the person behind it!

About The Author

"Ignore what other people think you like and listen to your heart, itís your passions in life no one can rightfully criticize."

Tia is CEO of Client Centers, LLC, an internet and graphic service business based in Florida since 2000.

She also owns and maintains NerdByte.com

Tia Scott
CEO
Client Centers, LLC
www.clientcenters.com
http://business.clientcentersnetwork.com
http://www.nerdbyte.com
tscott@clientcenters.com

This article was posted on January 27, 2005

 

© copyright 2007 CyberCattle.com